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Nov 9th

Posted by Tim in asides

We’ll pick up with Clyde’s speech about lesbian cheerleaders after recess – Mrs. Garrison

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Nov 1st

Posted by Tim in asides

I got plans… I’m going to turn my on / off switch to off. – Bender the robot on his plans for retirement ( works for me )

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Oct 26th

Posted by Tim in asides

Master Shake: Good morning Carl. How’s it goin?

Carl: Hello there Mr. Food Monster Man. This is how it’s goin. Look at my freakin’ car. It is crushed, to Bejeesus and back.

Master Shake: [stares at wrecked car] Have you gotten any estimates?

Welcome
Welcome to the website of the real Tim Tucker. You can learn a lot about me here. ( Probably more than you ever wanted to know. ) Look down a little for my other sites around the net.
Mobile Thoughts
- This is NOT a good idea. about 1 week ago from Ping.fm
- Sorry if my last status update freaked anyone out... Severe dental pain + no sleep = I exaggerate. about 1 week ago from Ping.fm
- I feel like I'm going to die. about 1 week ago from Ping.fm
- I'm having one of those days... about 2 weeks ago from Ping.fm
- Well my apartment is a shambles, my bike is un-rideable, my wrist may be broken, and my weekend is ruined. about 1 month ago from Ping.fm
- I've made a decision... about 1 month ago from Ping.fm
- I'm NOT getting an iPhone 4. about 1 month ago from Ping.fm
- Time to go under the drill. Wish me luck. about 1 month ago from Ping.fm
- Root canal tomorrow. about 1 month ago from Ping.fm
- So much pain... about 1 month ago from Ping.fm

Quotes
- Kyle this is the way the world works. If you want to find some quality friends you have to wade through all the dicks first - Cartman
- Do we have to bring this crap along? I'm sure they have crap where we're going! - Dung Beetle Dad from Ice Age: The Meltdown
- The sh*t ain't over till the last record spins - Groove
- I hate hard work, unless it's on pranks - Bart Simpson
- If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. - Betty Reese
- I eat too much. I drink too much. I want too much. Too much. - Dave Matthews ( and me )
- All good work is done in defiance of management. - Bob Woodward
- I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar, you know before he came out - Buck from The squirrel movie
- Why do you think the term is pissed off?? - South Park
- Are you the keymaster? - Zul the gatekeeper of Gozer
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