Posts tagged quote

Apr 9th

Posted by Tim in asides

Kyle this is the way the world works. If you want to find some quality friends you have to wade through all the dicks first – Cartman

Jan 5th

Posted by Tim in asides

The sh*t ain’t over till the last record spins – Groove

Dec 14th

Posted by Tim in asides

I hate hard work, unless it’s on pranks – Bart Simpson

Dec 13th

Posted by Tim in asides

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. – Betty Reese

Dec 11th

Posted by Tim in asides

I eat too much. I drink too much. I want too much. Too much. – Dave Matthews ( and me )

Welcome
Welcome to the website of the real Tim Tucker. You can learn a lot about me here. ( Probably more than you ever wanted to know. ) Look down a little for my other sites around the net.
Mobile Thoughts
- I feel pain, so I'm not dead... about 3 days ago from Ping.fm
- This is NOT a good idea. about 1 month ago from Ping.fm
- Sorry if my last status update freaked anyone out... Severe dental pain + no sleep = I exaggerate. about 1 month ago from Ping.fm
- I feel like I'm going to die. about 1 month ago from Ping.fm
- I'm having one of those days... about 1 month ago from Ping.fm
- Well my apartment is a shambles, my bike is un-rideable, my wrist may be broken, and my weekend is ruined. about 2 months ago from Ping.fm
- I've made a decision... about 2 months ago from Ping.fm
- I'm NOT getting an iPhone 4. about 2 months ago from Ping.fm
- Time to go under the drill. Wish me luck. about 2 months ago from Ping.fm

Quotes
- Kyle this is the way the world works. If you want to find some quality friends you have to wade through all the dicks first - Cartman
- Do we have to bring this crap along? I'm sure they have crap where we're going! - Dung Beetle Dad from Ice Age: The Meltdown
- The sh*t ain't over till the last record spins - Groove
- I hate hard work, unless it's on pranks - Bart Simpson
- If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. - Betty Reese
- I eat too much. I drink too much. I want too much. Too much. - Dave Matthews ( and me )
- All good work is done in defiance of management. - Bob Woodward
- I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar, you know before he came out - Buck from The squirrel movie
- Why do you think the term is pissed off?? - South Park
- Are you the keymaster? - Zul the gatekeeper of Gozer
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