Earlobe Stretching

Quotes

• Kyle this is the way the world works. If you want to find some quality friends you have to wade through all the dicks first - Cartman

• Do we have to bring this crap along? I'm sure they have crap where we're going! - Dung Beetle Dad from Ice Age: The Meltdown

• The sh*t ain't over till the last record spins - Groove

• I hate hard work, unless it's on pranks - Bart Simpson

• If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. - Betty Reese

• I eat too much. I drink too much. I want too much. Too much. - Dave Matthews ( and me )

• All good work is done in defiance of management. - Bob Woodward

• I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar, you know before he came out - Buck from The squirrel movie

• Why do you think the term is pissed off?? - South Park

• Are you the keymaster? - Zul the gatekeeper of Gozer