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The sh*t ain't over till the last record spins - Groove

I hate hard work, unless it's on pranks - Bart Simpson

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. - Betty Reese

I eat too much. I drink too much. I want too much. Too much. - Dave Matthews ( and me )

All good work is done in defiance of management. - Bob Woodward

I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar, you know before he came out - Buck from The squirrel movie

Why do you think the term is pissed off?? - South Park

Are you the keymaster? - Zul the gatekeeper of Gozer

God didn't do that, you did it. You're a f*cking narcotics agent! I knew it. - Dr. Gonzo

Don't worry little brother... there are more. - Herger in The 13th Warrior