Small towns suck

So I’m going home for Christmas ( briefly ) and after seeing Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street today I know my little sis would love it.  ( I think so anyway. ) So using the interwebs I tried to find out when it would be playing.  You know what?  It’s not showing within 50 miles of where my parents live.  What is that crap?  I can’t stand small towns.  They don’t have anything.  That’s why I love Chicago.