Wear dark pants

I laughed so hard at this I think I poo’d a little. It’s absolutely true. If you are taking, or have taken this stuff, I’ll say a prayer for you.

Alli is a new over the counter weight loss pill. I’ve been seeing signs for this crap everywhere lately. This is a direct quote from myalli.com

You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it’s probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work

It’s right there in black and white on their own page. This pill will make you crap your pants. This drug helps you lose weight by punishing you for eating fat. The more fat you eat, the more oil sprays uncontrollably from your bum. With this pill you can crap the weight right off and into your ( hopefully dark ) pants. Click the myalli link above and read the rest. It’s hilarious.